Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
Funny
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Kiss
Never kiss police woman.
She will say Stop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.She will say next.
Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.
SARDAR DETECTIVE !!!
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The first Singh answers, 'That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!' The policeman
says, 'Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.'
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, 'This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?'
The second Singh smiles and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!' The policeman angrily responds,
'What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?'
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?
He quickly adds, 'Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.' The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, 'The suspect wears
contact lenses.' The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to his office,checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? '
'That's easy,' the Singh replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear.'
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The first Singh answers, 'That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!' The policeman
says, 'Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.'
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, 'This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?'
The second Singh smiles and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!' The policeman angrily responds,
'What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?'
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?
He quickly adds, 'Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.' The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, 'The suspect wears
contact lenses.' The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to his office,checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? '
'That's easy,' the Singh replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear.'
Mouthwash
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Santa and exams
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
santa and banta
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa and Platform.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
santa and banta
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa's Wife
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa n Judge
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Dog n Mother Tngue
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa Letter to Nurse...
Santa falls in luv with a nurse...
After much thinking,
he finally writes a love letter to her:
"I luv u sister."
After much thinking,
he finally writes a love letter to her:
"I luv u sister."
Husband n WIfe Meaning...
WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because:
(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
Because:
(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding
Because:
(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
Because:
(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding
Suspicious Wife...
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her...
After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeu r.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her...
After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeu r.
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