Birth!!!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Father !!!!!

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Oh God

Husband : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Husband : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Remarry !!!

Husband: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Husband : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

My Son

Man : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Man: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Relatives n Friends

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

Success

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Poor Man

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Toys

Boy: mom, today my friend is coming over, please hide all the toys
Mom: Why, son? Is your friend a robber.
Boy: No. He will recognize his toys

Son and Dad

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush