Dictionary

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Life Insurance

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

School

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Glasses

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

AnimalPlanet....

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

Brain Transplant...

If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Relatives n Friends

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

Hardwork and RIsk

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

Better Way

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

Dreams

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

Tomorrow

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

Success

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Wise

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Marry

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

Loove animals

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Master Card Visa

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard Visa.

Abbreviated

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Light n Sound

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Help

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Practice

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?