Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???
Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???
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Coincidence !!!!!!
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Brotherly LOVE
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Maths !!!!!!!
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Gandhiji
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Future Tense !!!
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Student : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
Student : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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